corrhimhao: July 2008

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

wacwac nag attend sa rali sa SONA

akala siguro ninyo tao lang talaga ang nagpupunta sa mga rali ng mga gusto ituring silang mga kalaban ng gobyerno? aba! nandun din ako. katabi ko po si tserman bayani fernando at si pangulong gma. eto, kinuhanan ko po sila ng letrato, pasensiya na kayo at hindi talaga ang mga wacwac marunong sa modernong gamit. kaya mukhang may mantsa ang mukha nila pareho. sorry po pangulo ha? sorry po tserman bayani, idol ko pa naman kayo pareho. di bale sa susunod, gagandahan ko po ang pag kuha ko ng kodak para medyo mas malinis at makinis ang labas ng mga letrato po ninyong pareho. aba, kung tutuusin, wacwac lang naman ako, ah! kasalanan ko ba kung bakit nagsuot yata kayo ng disguise?

corrimhao

wacwac lang. alam na ninyo yun. nguni't ngayon, marunong na aco mag bluggh. mas marami pa cayong malalaman. ang amin mga wacwac recruit ay pawang mababait mabuti pa kami na lang ang room mate mo sa bahay instead of cawatan! ang wacwac, will protect you, till the end of time. ang cawatan, cacawatan ka, huhubaran ka na at lahat, nguni't di pa rin masisiyahan beware!!!

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The Venerable Madam Aquino

THE VERY VERY SAD DEATH

OF PRESIDENT CORY

Before and during the wake and funeral of the late Madam Corazon Cojuangco AQUINO CORY, it was bruited about that the Filipinos lost a mother, a woman of integrity, an icon, etcetera.

It was said that the death of the late Madam Corazon Cojuangco AQUINO CORY was a great loss to the Filipino nation but it was also an opportunity to use her well talked about popularity to kick out GMA from the presidency, among other possibilities.

1. CORY used to refer to Sen. Benigno AQUINO, Jr. NINOY as her partner in life, dearest love, etc.
2. CORY used the advocacy of NINOY for democracy to propel her candidacy
3. CORY openly professed her love and devotion to NINOY and to God
4. Kris Cojuangco AQUINO KRIS said during her eulogy, “Dad take care of Mom, you are her one and only” or some such bullshit
5. The AQUINO family, civil society, political opposition and some former fence sitters (middle roaders), declared that there was a massive turn out during the funeral of CORY.
6. That this massive turn out can be exploited to mobilize a new People Power at EDSA (or elsewhere) and overthrow the regime under GMA.
7. That this massive sympathy crowd can be used to support any anti-GMA move such as in the 2010 elections, coup d’ etat, other purposes.
8. CORY was never corrupt.
9. CORY’s life was lived with integrity.
10. CORY was very thrifty.
11. CORY was a most accommodating mother, she cooked for everyone and was famous for her special spaghetti, etc.
12. CORY had every right to call on the resignation of GMA because she was the voice of the Moral Majority.
13. CORY loved her country; she was a nationalist.
14. CORY was the most humble and down to earth and pro-masses, pro-poor person.
15. CORY was a saint and therefore should be canonized by Vatican. Read this post here.

Plus Grand Opéra de Tous les Temps

The story begins at the end of June 2014 when the Honorable, The Supreme Court, declared the Disbursement Acceleration (Musical) Programme unconstitutional. The proceeds of the programme were siphoned by Congress and the Malacanang Bands and ganged up on members of the Judiciary Rock Group led by rock lead singer and guitarist Renato.

Much of the giving away and palosebo activities happened during the Liberal Party Celebrations countrywide.

To appease the fans of the DA (Musical) Programme, a concert film was prepared by the talent managers of the DA (Musical) Programme, led by Nonoy Aquino the 3rd.

The highlight song of the concert film is the song by Nonoy 3rd.

During the rehearsals, made in different venues in the archipelago the Republic of the Philippines, the following photos were compiled by the producers. See Nonoy in action practicing the classical song of Nat King Cole, Don't Blame Me. Click here for more.

(Your guess is as good as mine that everyone is invited, come one and all, as you are at your own risk.)